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Tired of drinks falling off of your flat ass?
Well worry no more friend! With our new and patented "SHELF ASS STABILIZING" Technology, you too can hold any and all beverages on your flat as a board derriere!
Comes in 3 varieties. COFFEE, BEER & EMPTY
The coffee and beer varieties do give a glass of beer or coffee for anyone on touch.
And The Empty one gives nothing. Just another feature we offer here and Natas laboratories.
Fully customizable with our patented "MODIFY N COPY* features for even the flattest or largest of asses.
Act NOW!
