"Abstracticus" Modern Art Statuary Version 1.0

You have your own place to call home, but something is missing. You consider yourself to be a well rounded individual, a supporter of the arts; but how can you show that to your neighbors? The solution is here, in concrete, oxidized copper and wrought iron with brass leafing. That's right, a piece of modern art on the bleeding edge of culture. So new, you can still see the chisel and hammer marks of the starved, jazz-hyped artist who made it.

This sculpture fits in any application: posh department store lobbies, the anteroom of high-powered executive offices, abstract buildings that like to call themselves museums, the front room of a sweater-scarf-toting java-sipping connoisseur of art's house... the possibilities are endless! When you buy this statue, you aren't just buying a lump of concrete and metal, oh no. You are buying a first-class ticket on the Train of Class. Rub shoulders and bump elbows with the upper echelons of society and feel that bluesy-smooth jazz ripple through you. Congratulations, friend. You have made your first step into a larger world.