Empty list of swear words

I must admit that, at first, I was a little nervous buying this list. I mean, you know, it contains swear words and what if someone finds one of them offensive? You can't imagine how happy I was to discover that it really is an empty list and doesn't contain anything offensive to anybody!! I recommend this empty list to everyone: where else can you spend only L$10 and not offend anyone? Hell, I often end up offending people for free!

Make sure you have this empty list in your inventory. In fact, I think it would make an excellent gift for anniversaries, holidays, bar mitzvahs and even for sucking up to your boss at work. I know I plan to buy four or five more copies of this empty list and gift it as a way to not offend all the people who are closest to me.