Flower's Quantum Cube: Four Quantum States! Version 1.23

This cube transforms into one of four quantum states depending on you, the observer.

1. For the 99.99% of people in SL who hate lag, who don't work for LL and who aren't ardent philosophers... this is completely useless. Don't buy it.

2. For the 0.005% who search SL endlessly for the finest lag, this is the best way to get that sweet lag where ever you go. It is a personal lag machine!

3. For those of you working for LL, this *not* a lag machine. Who would create such a device?!? It is *actually* a working Maxwell-Boltzmann gas simulator. It also demonstrates quantum tunneling since some of the balls tunnel through the walls if they have enough kinetic energy. You are hereby free to use this for marketing purposes as you see fit to establish SL as the new platform for physics research!

4. For the ardent philosophers... this is a gift of realization. RL is actually just another simulation. SL follows many of the same principles to reduce computational costs as RL. For example... in RL, wave functions only collapse when you observe them. In SL, viewers only rez that which is needed for you to experience SL. You might rightly ask "why don't Maxwell-Boltzmann gases cause RL lag then?" The Wheeler–DeWitt equation makes it clear that only outside observers of a system can experience lag. This is why you experience SL lag but not RL lag. Every second in RL accounts for billions of years of lag in the outerverse... you just lag along with it. Oh and your phone bill is now billions of years overdue and you have two encapsulations of reality to escape from in order to pay it... good luck with that. And you owe me $50L now.

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