Just one spoon daily protects against Lag, Copy-Bot, foul odor, weak bones, evil eye, blindness, leper and brain tumor. Not.
Nevertheless there's REAL 200% organically raised not not fake snail, erm I mean snake in there. Pressed them out myself.
NEW: Now with miraculous ingredient fighting off the 'rona! Cure Corona virus / COVID-19 with this virtual tonic!
(Disclaimer: Does not cure anything. Wear a mask and keep your distance!)
Cheers!
And would you happen to know when the next stagecoach is leaving town?
- sculpty bottle
This is awesome! I couldn't find the spoon so i just chugged it straight from the bottle. I'm gonna have a slug every day to keep the blahs away. I think i'll gift all my friends too.
Great creativity and humor.
Five stars for originality!
