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Stand within 20 meters of this awful thing and it will constantly harass you until you have enough sense to move out of range or delete it.
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●●●●● The reviews are in!
●"Knowing that someone out there thought that making Idiot Cat would be a good idea is more depressing than the first time you realize that everyone dies." - The New York Times
●"Idiot Cat is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It’s not merely bad; it’s unpleasant in a hostile way.” - Roger Ebert
●"I promise I'll give you a good review if you let me go, just please don't kill me!" - Jenny from down the street
●"Dear Mister Petrovic,
This message has been sent in regards to the repeated letters that you have sent to the White House over the past several months. We're not sure what this so called Idiot Cat that you continually mention in your demented rants is, but it most certainly is not a vital part of our national security. Your repeated references to an inevitable all out war against Russia and their 'half-man-half-mouse super soldiers', as you have stated in your letters, is ludicrous. Your insistence that the only way for the United States of America to survive this fever dream of a hypothetical situation relies on our purchase of your Idiot Cat is borderline treasonous. Any further attempts at contacting us will result in your detainment for an unspecified period of time.
What's more, President Barack Obama is not 'that weird kid who jerked off in class that one time in fifth grade but whose name you can't remember'.
Signed,
Joseph Clancy
Director
United States Secret Service
