Jib Action Figure Rev0 Version Rev0

Bought this as the Grand prize for our annual Seniors only bare knuckle cage match and it did not disappoint. Not only did Mr. Deluca have a schizophrenia episode thinking he was back in Khe Sanh triggering a beserker rage that game Mr. Abernathy a heart attack, But old lady Gibson landed a peoples elbow from the rafters that broke both hips. THANK YOU for this amazing product it drove the residents wild!!

I need help. The install went well, I used the right kind of pickles this time. And it remained on my shelf for a week (even through hailstorms) but now it's dripping what appears to be mustard. (From the bum area.) Is this intentional?

After buying this product I've been shadowed by a strange Person.. horse(?) thing(?). It seems to be composed of empty soup cans and has a crazed look in what I assume is its eyes. I love the product, but I can't go outside out of fear of the strange creature.

I think I heared it trying to push open my door.. It keeps "meaping" at me. I tried calling the authorities but when they arrived I heard screaming, meaping, and then silence.

Even as I'm writing this review I'm hearing I can hear it shuffling outside my house.. just meaping. I'm scared absolutely shitless, and running out of food, but at least I have Jib Action Figure Rev0 to keep me company. I'd purchase it again if that meaping abomination isn't stalking me for my giblets.

Jib turned me into a damn furry.

IT MEAPS!

Ever since i bought the Jib Action Figure Rev0 I cannot stop thinking about eating soup. Every time I leave the house I'm drawn to the nearest 7/11 to pick up their cheap canned soup. Every time I try to go the opposite direction of the 7/11 my skin begins to crawl and I hear whispers in my head saying "meap" over and over again. If i try to come back home without acquiring sufficient soup supply, my body begins contorting into the shape of a horse. Since I am unable to go to the hospital, I had to make a makeshift splint out of soup cans and frozen spaghetti. My wife went to her mother's house because she said that I was scaring the kids with my soup obsession. I just want it to end. Every time i try to throw away my AMAZING JIB ACTION FIGURE REV0 the whispers in my head get louder until all I can hear is "meap" over and over again and all I can think about is Campbell's Tomato Soup. As of now I am unable to consume anything that isn't soup. Whenever I try, my limbs and fingers lock up until I drop whatever I am trying to eat. Oh god. I can hear the meap-ing getting louder. Please, if you can read this, help me. My address is