~L/Fx~Monster Tree with Tongue (nasty talk) - FUNNY AND EVIL!

MONSTER TREE WITH TONGUE - So Funny and Evil!
by ~Lantian/Flox~

Our Monster Tree has a foul mouth, but he's funny ... in an dark humor kind of way. He greets anyone who passes within 5m with one of 13 random phrases.

You can fully customize what he says, too! It's as easy as changing the notecard inside.

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Some delightful greetings include:

* "Who wants a mouthful of Christmas?"

* "What're you looking at, <name>?"

* "Ho Ho, F@%king Ho."

* "Santa was looking at you, <name>, when he said 'Ho Ho Ho.' "

* "It must be cold up in here. My carrot's shrinking."

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DETAILS:
- 100% Mesh
- All original textures + materials (for extra realism)
- Size: 2m wide by 2m tall (plus 5 x 5m square, invisible collision prim)
- 1 original, very low-lag script.

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HOW TO USE:

* Rez somewhere close to where people walk

* Listen as tree calls out to passersby. Laugh evilly.

Happy Gothmas! ♥

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Questions? Need Help?
IM Wyvern Dryke.