[LUNAFELL] - Heart Choker - FULLPACK Version 1.0

I bought this here choker thinking it was just a simple trinket you see... but nay, it turns out it is magical... and not the friendly kind either. Once I clasped it around my neck, all well fitted and snug, I admired it in the mirror, loving the contrasting colors I had picked out, so lush! Anyhoo, I kept it on for the rest of the day as I went about mah business. That evening I met up with mah fiend Murtle and they noticed the choker and coo'ed a lot about it, praising gushes on it, saying how noice it looked. Well, Murtle wanted to try it on, getting all grabby and started clawing at mah neck, she went over all glassy-eyed, saliva spilling out the corners of her mouth as she kept coming at me, mumbling incoherently. I fwapped at her, trying to deter her from her fumbles forward as she clawed at meh, not listening to rhyme or reasoning about staying back. I said 'Murtle, you stay back now, you hear meh? Dun come any closer or I will steb you up!'. Well, as I said, she was not hearing a peep frome me, her eyes rolling to the back of her head as she gurgled and clawed. I said 'Murtle, you were warned!' and I plunged my vanity scissors into the middle of her forehead, burying it right down to the hilt. This stopped Murtle right in her tracks, she went all quiet and silent like before wavering and wobbling, for wut seemed like an eternity but was probs only five seconds... then she tilted back and crumpled to the floor like a badly stringed puppet. I could tell right away she was dedded, there was no coming back from brain impalement. Well, I warned her good and no one is getting their dirty mitts on mah lush choker, even though it is hexed as I have to keep killing people who try to snatch it from my neck. Just again the other day, some vagrant guy looked longingly at my neck... so BAM... I stabbed him in the side of the head with mah Hello Kitty pen, ded. This is the best choker I have ever owned, it is just a shame it is magical and I have to keep killing people.

I already owned a ton of chokers, what with me being an impulsive little worm, but after coming across this one I just had to add it to my collection. It's such a beautiful piece and is easily one of my favourites now, I can't believe how cheap it is!