MerMonkey Set - MerQuarium and MerMonkey Banana Treat Food

Welcome to the MILDLY OK TO LOOK AT WORLD OF MERMONKEYS! Yes, MerMonkeys... Monkeys of the MERWORLD! AKA the sea or something. They've come to SL from a far off world a world of time, space, and old comic books I think. Or maybe a cheap novelty shop somewhere in cyberspace, whichever. But what DOES count is how delightful they are to children, adults, and twice married liberal arts majors everywhere. You MerMonkey set comes with:

1: MerMonkey - MerQuarium

The mystical home of the MerMonkey, the MerQuarium, comes with mystical fantasy speculative, (possibly lucrative, but not really,) MerMonkey family, intriguing sunken vessel, oxygen producing aquatic plant life, and sedimentary rocks that, well... embed in sediment. GEE WHIZ! Look at those little guys go in their tank. *yawn*

2: MerMonkey - Banana Treat Food Packet

As everyone knows, monkeys of non-mer origin love bananas. MerMonkeys are no exception, thus your set comes with a sufficiently sized packet of MerMonkey Banana Treat Food! We, however, do realize how lazy and apathetic to tiny aquatic simians and their needs the average person is, so we are happy to inform you that MerMonkeys are resilient enough to survive without this food in the first place! In fact, you don't have to rez the Banana Treat Food at all if you don't want to, but if you so wish to, by all means, rez it near the MerQuarium as a decoration or whatever.

We wish you luck in your underwater monkey adventures, and thank you for purchasing this product.