-RC- Bag For Uglies [boxed]

I recently bought this for my neighbor. I told him there was an alien invasion threat and they were going to take everyone who wasn't wearing this cool head shield. I somehow convinced him that the "aliens" would not be able to see him if he wore this. He's been wearing it faithfully. The whole neighborhood is thanking me. Well, everyone except his wife. She has to keep cleaning up the messes he makes from bumping into things. Sometimes there are trades in life.