THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED.
In February 2023 the American Government issued the go ahead for a warplane to shoot down a Chinese surveillance balloon drifting over the continental United States. Let us commemorate this glorious victory by creating this, your very own WEARABLE SPY BALLOON.
Made from the same durable, CHICOM mil-spec hardware and software used in aspiring nations across the world, this functional surveillance drone is drifting in your personal airspace waiting to be activated.
Simply click on the balloon to activate it and you will hear the electronics and Xi offering a New Year greetings and condemnation of the imperialists shooting down his balloon. (no, really). Click again and it de-activates, but not before snapping a few pics for the comrades back home.
BONUS: A working lamp version for your home! (also easier to see functions.)
View Video »- Click on/off, has sound, light and motion effects
- Wearable and decor version
- uses projector light
- Does not actually do surveillance
- Let's everyone know you are serious about security
Greatest thing since sliced bread!
I wore this and I could pick up radio stations from across the world! It also improved my cell phone reception and brightened my smile. I give it 11/10.