Srs Corp. .50 Cal Raging Face Revolver

So I looked at the bullets for this handgun, and I was like "Holy fuck these bullets" and I like, totally went out and fired one, and basically it took away half my bushs.

So then I was like, "I wonder how this is gonna act on a person", and me being the sadistic killer person I am, I magically arrived into some form of heavily gaurded Millitary base and set forth, I aimed it forth and shot, instantly, this monster of a gat went right through three of the armoured buggers.

And from that day forth, I was taking out three people at a time, with one good old shot, but this happens rarely, other than that, it looks badass, its loud, and if you shoot at somone, its going to absolutely destroy any part of there body that the oversized bullet impacts into.

Six rounds, six shots, probably six people breathing through there foreheads.

Before I bought the .50 Cal Raging Face, I always used to get my lunch money taken and the IceCream trunk would always drive by without stopping. I never had a girlfriend, and I made only $5.20 per hour, working as Restroom Janitor at Sheratons Hotel. Though that all changed! Upon touching the handle of the Raging Face, my muscle mass instantly increased by 150%, ripping all of my shirt except the collar, which automatically popped. My hair spiked, and another pair of shades covered the shades I was already wearing. I now own the chain of hotels and the IceCream man always stops for my girls..oh, did i mention i have 30 girlfriends now, they're all Victoria's Secret models or something like that, I think it's some Cooking or Ironing company. My Toyota Prius was transformed into an Impala on 127 inch rims. It's tough reaching the handle sometimes so I use my phallus instead. This gun also gave me xray vision and ability to stop time. Thank You for changing my life. I strongly recommend this gun.