UPDATED FOR THE YEAR OF OUR LARD 2024: iT NOW EXERCISES DEMONS. THIS IS COMPLETELY SEPARATE FROM THE PRE-EXISTING EXORCISING FUNCTION.
PROMO PRICE: L$1 removed from price. With the new added features this equates to over L$1 in savings!
Note: Does not help recruit group members.
This box is so epic and awesome I can't even describe it. Imagine that scene in Indiana Jones when they open the Ark of the Covenant and their faces melt... that's how freakin awesome and epic this is.
⁽ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵖʳᶦⁿᵗ. ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶠʳᶦᵍᵍᶦⁿ ᵇᵘʸ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ. ᴵᵗ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖᵒᵖᵘˡᵃʳ, ᶠᵃᵐᵒᵘˢ, ʳᶦᶜʰ, ᵒʳ ʰᵃᵖᵖʸ. ᵂᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵈᵒᶜᵗᵒʳˢ, ᶜᵘʳᵉˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵈᵉᵖʳᵉˢˢᶦᵒⁿ ᵃʳᵉ ᵖᵘʳᵉˡʸ ᵃⁿᵉᶜᵈᵒᵗᵃˡ. ᴹᶦˡᵉᵃᵍᵉ ᵐᵃʸ ᵛᵃʳʸ.⁾
- Awesomeness
- Epicness
- Occasional free splinters
- It talks to you
- Pseudoreligious Capabilities.
It looked stupid...
But now my taxes are done, my depression is cured, and I'm not tired anymore. Worth every linden.