THIS ONE IS ALSO DIFFERENT: The Ultimate Vampire Gun! (actually, its an anti-vampire gun, for when everything else has failed).
Did you by coïncedense plan a family holiday traveling by horse drawn carriage around the Balkans or Eastern Europeone one of these days? And are you afraid you'll be harassed by vampires, zombies and/or semi-dead creatures again?
You know many people tried Pamant (holy soil), Agheazma (holy water), Mir (anointing oil), and Tamaie (holy incense), but they all found out nothing really worked - as we sadly know.
But now, you can have the complete protection!
Yes, with the Ultimate Vampire Gun you can protect yourself with a volley of garlic, holy grails, blessed crosses, and more! Its a clear message to all: this time they've met Van Helsing himself!
This incredible Vampire Gun is a very useful, yet attractive addition to your inventory. Even victoms will notice how tasteful and unobtrusive it is; they may tell you what fun it was to be hit by these blessed objects! Certainly a conversation piece, the Vampire Gun will make you the protector of your complete family and friends.
There are 7 choices:
* Fresh French Garlic, followed immediately by
* a top design Garlic Press, to enhance the effect
* a Wooden Cross blessed by a very populair dead Pope
* a very old deuterocanonical Bible
* a random shiny Holy Grail
* a first class Wooden Stake with added crosses for vampiric extra-pain
* an Ark of Covenant
In the menu you can choose one of these objects, or 'Sequence' to go through them one by one, or 'Random', and let the gun decide...
Sometimes it is impossible to get your target killed with the Vampire Gun. In these cases we respectfully recommend to contact your local pharmacy.
Created from information passed down by vampire fighters through the centuries, this 100% guaranteed authentic Vampire Gun is an absolute bargain.
It is our hope you use this Vampire Gun only for good personal use, as once you have purchased it, all felony, misdemeanor and personal liability charges incurred will be your responsibility alone.
Have Fun, Be Blood – no, Be Good!
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(Please also have a look at Pardoes Merlin's other products...)
Wow! What a great idea! It is a fun way to let those vampires know you are not interested in exposing your neck or other vital spots to their shiny teeth! I believe in live and let live, and if you want to be a vampire, be one - but this gun is a clever and amusing way to drive home the point....or the stake? It shoots all kinds of funny items at the vampire, or in their general direction - even includes a garlic press with the garlic. The ultimate weapon is the ark of the convenant, i mean....what vampire could not get the hint that they are not wanted after you lob something like that at them? This Pardoes guy is really something else - what will he come up with next?