It's a thing. And it's in a box.
No-one knows what the thing is. It whispers at passers-by, strange or amusing comments. If nobody is nearby, it just sits quietly, blinking now and then. Now and then it shakes its box as if it wants out. But nobody dares let it out. We also don't advise bumping the box, and please don't touch the thing. It's just not worth the risk.
Its box is made of sturdy cast iron, and is fully rivited - there is no door.
We're pretty sure the thing isn't dangerous -- as long as it stays in its box. Just don't, ever, open the box.
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The thing, and its box, are mod/copy. The things phrases, and a bunch of other settings, are controlled through a notecard inside the thing which you can edit yourself to add your own phrases and comments. The notecard is documented so you shouldn't have any trouble with it.
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Thing-In-A Box was inspired by the thing in the crate at the Gnubie store.
I love this, its hillarious best thing I bought in ages
