This t-shirt will change your second life forever.
It features not one, not two, but THREE wolwes howling at the moon. The FULL moon.
It might cure cancer.
It will most certainly get you laid.
And it contains no addatives whatsoever.
Manliest Shirt
I bought this shirt, and put it on my avi. Immediately I was in a hot tub with other women, and sprouted a 600 Pixel Length Penis. The effects of this power shirt are without equal.Needless to say all the girls in the hot tub ended up pregnant with prim babies, and now I pay 400L$ a month in child support. But OH! What a shirt! Power howl ya'll! AAAWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I was once like you, Xstreet shopper. Lost, jaded, plagued by self-doubt and lingering ennui, trying to fill the hollowness within with endless retail therapy.
My Second Life had become a meaningless, empty shell, a parody of the void that is my First Life. I wandered friendless and alone, without even a n00b for company.
Then I found it.
Purpose.
Meaning.
My destiny.
I found...Three Wolf Moon.
Within moments of slipping it onto my lonely pixels, I found myself surrounded by adoring, witty, charming avatars, all clamoring for my friendship. I was partnered by a hot guy (voice chat verified) and the jealousy of females, furries, and sweaty guys living in their mom's basements while they pretend to be females alike was so palpable, you could cut it with a knife.
By donning this shirt, I finally claimed my rez-day birthright. I am the envy and desire of all who meet me, in preshrunk 100% cotton. Every thread of this resplendent garment exudes confidence, power and a raw sexuality that defies human understanding.
Now, as never before, I have the strength and wisdom of the pack. The spirit of the wolf guides me, in triplicate glory. They call to me, recognizing me as one of their own.
As night falls, I smooth the soft creases of my Three Wolf Moon shirt. I run with my lupine brethren across vision-quest plains, our panting, crystalline-cold breaths trailing out behind us like comet's tails beneath the pearlescent beams of Mother Moon, and I know that no lag will ever touch me again, no asset server failure will cause my inventory to vanish, and my Avatar Rendering Cost will forever be in the green, no matter how flexi my hair.
Such is the power of Three Wolf Moon.
You too can take your rightful place in SL. All it takes is 50L and the spine to claim the awesomeness that is Three Wolf Moon.