Thrifty Vicki's Cool Time Smooth Jazz Rain Maker Version 2.Oh

Hi Thrifty Vicky here, do you like the sound of rain pouring down on your home like you're in Seattle? So do I, but no one had anything to fix my need for rain sounds using a discreet object. That is why the people at Thrifty Vicky labs developed the Cool Time Smooth Jazz Rain Maker using methods that are none of your business. The Rain Maker is a small object that looks like a smoke detector, when you touch it it starts playing rain sounds on a loop. When you want the rain sounds to stop, touch it again and it shuts up. Amazing! Wow!

So please if you're looking for a cheap object that plays rain sounds without having to access the radio, buy this as it's the only one on the market.

Sturgeon General's warning!: Do not use Thrifty Vicky's Cool Time Smooth Jazz Rain Maker if you are pregnant or may become pregnant as it emits agent orange once every 72 hours. If you begin to experience massive diarrhea, loss of apatite, a sudden need for fat dragon dongs in all orifices, exhibitionist thoughts, and suddenly finding Frankenstein girls to seem strangely sexy, please consult your doctor as these are common side effects.

((Smooth Jazz NOT INCLUDED))