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Toe Stubber Coffee Table Version 1.01

Toe Stubber Coffee Table
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Someone told me that they used my delivery box as a coffee table.

Upon closer inspection I deemed said shipping box as inadequate for said purpose and remedied the problems while creating a few more...PROGRESS!

I am not liable for stubbed toes, inappropriate use of included coffee cup, or neurosis derived from the callous disapproving stares of Clippy, also included.

Item is mod/copy: So If you are compelled to neon pink glow it up you can, you monster.

  • Stubs toes with 97% accuracy
  • Free useless coffee cup
  • Disapproving stares from clippy
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I would have paid for this
full star full star full star full star full star Posted June 21, 2022 by Shauna Vella

This coffee table rocks! If I had seen it in a shop for sale I would have paid for it. It's perfectly suited to a futuristic or cyberpunk environment too. Also, the "Pissed Off Clippy" that comes with it is hilarious. Thank you for providing something nice like this for free.

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