It's a Valentine's Poo.
Perfect for every situation !
• buy one for a friend-or-foe for some entertaining ambiguity ;
• hide it in people's homes and wait for weeks till they discover it ;
• casually drop it on the streets to spread the love and joy of those who might step into it ;
• wear it as an elegant accessory ;
• and much much more !
Valentine's Poo will enhance everything !
Comes in two versions, one with heart and one without. It's entirely mod, so crank up that full bright and bloom and spread the streets with tiny beacons of love ! Or don't. You could tho. Not saying that you should. But if I were you, I would. Just saying.
Valentine's Poo is made of 100% natural ingredients, and is therefore safe for consumption*
No, I do not know who that Valentine is.
*do not eat Valentine's Poo
The Best Gift Ever!
I received this for Valentine's Day 2023, and I needed no other gift! Definitely a timesaver for that loved one in your life.
A very versatile creation
I don't think there's any more to be said, really :)