What kind of a man would sell you the mustache right off of his own face you ask? This guy! I present the finest in mustachios at a low, low price. You can modify its placement, size, and color with ease by editing the item. If this mustache doesn't win you the favor of the ladies, I promise you are doing it wrong. Goes perfectly with the Wulf Gentleman's Tophat (Sold Separately)
- A mustache for your face! (Or anywhere you'd like one)
- You can edit the size and color!
- Makes you 100 times more dapper
- Best Mustache EVERRRRRRR
Why in the world is this no-copy?
Just... just why? Gah. D:
Would've been perfect for something I was working on. Bit of a sight-gag. But it's literally not possible just because it's no-copy.
Better than advertised!
This product doesn't just win over ladies, as the advertisement claims. Myself a lady, I added this to my Circus Ringmistress ensemble and have been quite surprised by all the attention I'm suddenly getting. Though some are conflicted, it seems men too are powerfully attracted to my fine mustachio! It is rakish and daring, devilish and mysterious, but I think perhaps more than anything they just want to know if it tickles. (It does.)
https://gyazo.com/5d080fbecfd21fb4b82cb8fab0810596
MUST BUY MUSTACHIO
CREATES APPETITE & CURES DYSPEPSIA
QUICKENS THE CIRCULATION
STIMULATES THE LIVER
RELIEVES HYSTERIA AND INSOMNIA
GOUT AND RHEUMATISM
CURES ALL AILMENTS OF THE MIND
WULFS HANDLEBAR MUSTACHIO
FOR THE MEAT SKINS
Good for a laugh.
Hmm... its a bit stiff looking. No delicate wispy hairs catching the breeze, but well... its only L10 and it is modifiable and so can be resized and recoloured. Also, like this seller's hats I bought, it is transferable, even though the description does not say so. Transferable items are so much more 'real' because they can remain an asset even if you change to a new ID.
AMAZING
I'm a boxman, but when I wear this mustache I look like the seed of Burt Reynold's, Colonel Sander's, and a Walrus. Buy it!!!
