pentagram student desk

Like any good student of Satan worship I wanted a proper desk for my studies. This "pentagram student desk" does not meet my needs and I cannot recommend it to my fellow Satanists. The desk is prim heavy (14 to be exact) and comes in a very non-satanic bright white. The pentagram on the desktop is small and the image of our Dark Lord and Evil Savior is not very flattering. I guess the search continues for a proper desk for my studies. Hail Satan!