Lactopia designs products that support the care, feeding, and breeding of hucows, whether they are free-range or kept in stalls.

We elevate the beauty, poise, and training of cowgirls to the point where you might even consider taking one as a god-daughter or half-wife. Imagine that: a cowgirl companion that even your friends and family would approve of!

ALL PURCHASES FROM LACTOPIA SUPPORT THE COWGIRL HALFWAY HOUSE PROGRAM

Lactopia stands by its work. If you should have any problems whatsoever, whether it be the quality of the item or a misunderstanding of the advertising materials, please contact the proprietress directly- either via IM or Notecard.

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