[Apika] Summer Goth - Coffin Popsicle

Okay, listen up, babes. I just tried this Goth Popsicle — yup, an ice cream shaped like a tiny coffin — and holy hell, I’d sell my soul twice just for another one.

First bite? Dark as my soul and sweet as sin. It’s black cherry with this inky midnight swirl that stains your tongue like you’ve been making out with Nosferatu. Hot.

Texture? Smooth as my waifu’s thighs in summer. It melts just slow enough to let you run your tongue along those sexy coffin edges. I may or may not have moaned a little.

And the best part? It comes in different flavours! And damn, it makes you look like a villain licking your sinister little treat. 10/10 goth aesthetic.

Only downside? Now I wanna dress in latex and plot revenge on my exes. But let’s be real — I was gonna do that anyway.

Final Verdict: BUY THIS. Death never tasted so damn good. Lick your way to the dark side, babes!