Dear customer,
Behold, the TBF Automatic Boyfriend, a stylish blue machine forged from precious stainless plate steel and other high-quality components - a mechanical wonder that can rival any boyfriend in the flesh.
What does the TBF Automatic Boyfriend do? The answer can not be distilled into a simple phrase. A few words would do little justice to this marvel of engineering. The automatic boyfriend is the result of an extensive, year-long endeavor into research and development in order to forge the essence of 'boyfriend' into a compact, convenient consumer product.
Consumer demand for an automatic boyfriend became apparent upon thorough, quantitative field studies among peers. The following data point in our vast anthropological survey database is exemplary:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YQobUrcB-Ro
In an age of pandemics and personal isolation through social media, political discourse and other detrimental inter-human interactions, automatic boyfriends seemed the answer. The R&D division of The Black Forest dedicated large amounts of time and resources into the perfection of what now stands before you.
"Yes, but what is it?", I hear you whail in desperation...
It is yours for a mere 69 of your hard-earned Linden Dollars Sterling from your purse. But what you receive is priceless: your very own TBF Automatic Boyfriend.
Warm regards,
Arduenn Schwartzman, CEO, CTO and CFO of The Black Forest
See item in Second Life View Video »- This machine will give you, and others, a diamond ring.
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This is worth every Linden dollar and then some.
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I love this, works perfectly and isn't too prim heavy. I put it in my club, should make some very lovely ladies, very happy.
