CARD: GUN SAFETY (...YOU CAN SHOOT IN MY FACE ANY TIME!)

Have you noticed how many products these days come with seemingly unnecessary safety instructions, like coffee cups that warn you their contents are hot, and packets of nuts that warn you they may contain nuts? Well, as you can see, the front of this card features a picture of a gun with this safety instruction on it: CAUTION: AIM AWAY FROM OWN FACE. Meanwhile, inside the card is this very cheeky message: I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY, YOU CAN SHOOT IN MY FACE ANY TIME!