Get your bubbly cold CLOROX COLA. It’s recommended by the USA’s very own Commander in Chief. We guarantee that you will never get sick again, after you drink one 12 ounce can of this stuff.
Clorox Cola. It’s the brand of cola that Bobbb the dog drinks.
Or rather, it’s the brand of cola he used to drink… before he… you know… drank Clorox.
[crickets]
[suddenly brightens]
Hey! Did we tell you we got a NEW PUPPY to replace the one that got POISONED by drinking stupid freaking bleach disinfectant?
Clorox Cola. Winner of the 2020 Darwin Award for best dumb*** cure for a virus.
Also disinfects bathrooms, kitchens, and deluded federal governments.
Not guaranteed to work on batsh*t-crazy oligarchs.
GET YOURS TODAY AT THIS SPECIAL LOW LOW LOW INTRODUCTORY PRICE, before our thin claim of fair use of copyrighted material done for parody and political purposes, gets yanked from this store by the Linden Gods faster than you type hydroxychl… umm hydroooqu? Hydroxychloroquoloquine?? — YOU KNOW THAT STUFF I MEAN!
- It's a refreshing cola AND a potent cleaning product!
- Sure to cure CV19 according to Potus!
- Drink one can, and you'll never get sick again!
- It's the soda that Bobbb the dog drinks before he, you know, drank BLEACH...
- Tell your friends about CloroxCola (but BEFORE you drink it please, thx)!
Really great
Although.. I would have left out the political stuff
Oh yes, gotta have!
For the Trumpites, and no loss to the gene pool either!