Clown Mask

Have you ever been walking down the road thinking "Gosh, I wish people would take me more serious as a clown."?

Well worry no more!

Now you can be open and honest about your true clown nature AND no one will ever question you again! With this mask you'll not only be one amazing clown! But you won't ever have to juggle piranhas on an 87' pole to prove you clownishness! Ever again! Get this mask and finally, once and for all, put those naysayers in their places!