Sick of all those ultra wussy security systems that just aren't bloody enough for your tastes? Frustrated by the lack of zombie-based products available on the market? Saddened by the lack of employment opportunities for the living dead of this world?
Well, lament no longer! Because we here at Pleasure Time Industries have been hard at work developing our new ultra violent yet politically correct zombie security system, which perfectly balances extreme mayhem with workplace equality for the living impaired.
Please note that this product is merely a sign. It does not come with any actual zombies. You will have to recruit the zombies yourself, either by raising the dead yourself using voodoo and witchcraft in your local cemetary, or by popping down to your local employment office.
Thank you for you interest in this product, and may you enjoy its potential for chaos, destruction and brutality for many years to come.
Please note, this product will not harvest any information whatsoever from anyone. It won't steal your IP address, your wallet, your soul or your sister's virtue. All it will do is sit there, like signs do, even more lifeless than the zombies lurking around it. I mean, we might support bloody mayhem, but we definitely don't support any invasion of privacy.
(Body parts, brains and blood seen at the base of the sign are all included with this item.)
