Egg

Given the current price of eggs, this is an absolute steal!

This was gifted by a friend of mine and now I have a limitless supply of eggs! High nutritional value, excellent to chuck at a noisy neighbour. Resizable as well, so you can do whatever you like with it! Hang an egg in your garage as a parking indicator, call it Megg* and tell it to shut up!

It's a wonderful egg and you know you want to buy it for the price of just one Linden. It will provide you with more good times than any other Linden.

*) Purple hat and glasses not included

Just as advertised!!!