No matter how ferocious the warrior, wise the scholar or enduring the traveler, every hero and villain needs a worthy ally or companion. One that can be trusted, and, in a desperate situation, killed and eaten to survive.
.Eldritch. now brings you a truly worthy ally for all of your adventures and deeds, the Intrepid Battle Taco. Armed with it's trusty lance and shield, as well as no fewer than three cheeses, you will never find yourself alone.
Use it as a decoration in your home, as a guard taco to keep your land safe, or carry it with you (with animation).
- Original design
- Years of battle training for the taco
- Expertly crafted weapon and shield (for the taco)
- Secret seasoning
- All fresh ingredients
Glory to the Taco!
Who would not want a battle ready taco to help them fight?
A FEARSOME FEAST!
STAB YOUR ENEMIES
GET INSTANT HOT SAUCE
10/10 WOULD MUNCH AGAIN
It's a Battle Taco.
It does what it says it does.
10/10 would ride into battle with battle-taco again
