Female Orc Targa Shield
Once upon a time, in the mostly terrifying and occasionally ridiculous orc lands of Mushmarsh, there lived a female orc warrior. She was brave, she was strong, and she once punched a bear because it looked at her weird.
But her true claim to fame was not her size, her comfy chest, her workout hips, her muscles, her war cry (which sounded suspiciously like a hog being stepped on), or her ability to chug hot swamp ale without blinking.
It was her nice fancy shield, which was light like a feather but impactful like a 10 battle goats dragged dwarf lorry, packed full with alcohol.
One foggy morning, the Ironpickle Clan declared war on that fellow warrior girl tribe, claiming she had "borrowed" their chieftain’s prized goat and married it. (although she always insists this was a “misunderstanding involving moonshine and a costume party.”)
The two armies faced off in a dramatic standoff.
Ironpickle’s warriors roared, brandishing gleaming weapons.
The Drave hangover female orc Warrior waddled to the front, wearing mismatched armor, holding her fancy shield high.
“YAR SHALL.. NOT.. ... ... ..—unless you have snacks!” she shouted.
As the enemy charged, she tripped, flung her light like a feather shield by accident, and it flew through the air like a deadly dinner plate—bonking five Ironpickle warriors in the forehead in a single bounce.
Everyone froze.
One warrior clapped.
Then another.
Then both sides dropped their weapons and began chanting:
"SHIELD! BONK! SHIELD! BONK!!"
War was forgotten. A feast was held. Someone made a commemorative hat. The goat (still dressed as a bride) presided over the event.
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All items are mod, copy, no trans.
I added full perm AO, UV and Basic Diffuse textures for everyone.
You can mod, edit or create and attach own texture, logo or own coat of arms.
Please Note: When you are editing the Diffuse Texture you have to change both PRB AND Bliin-Phong textures. This way it should be visible in both modes.
