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GI Jimbo!

GI Jimbo!
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"It's... it's... BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! I MUST HAVE THIS! IT'S EXQUISITE, supple, yet strangely satisfying. Supple... although angular... it's condensed yet... sparse. EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME! I MUST HAVE THIS! I MUST, I MUST, I MUST HAVE IT! JUST LOOK AT IT! THE HUMANITY! THE ANGER! THE PAIIIIN!" - An Insane Water Buffalo at a garage sale featuring this item

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? WELL I'LL TELL YOU. It's a G.I Jimbo action figure who survived several tours of duty before succumbing to the hell that is the heat of a stovetop. Now he's a modern work of art but you better respect this veteran top shape or not because "G.I Jimbo, he's gonna destroy everybody for you and you, and you and you and you!"

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