Are you frustrated with your choices this election? You've decided you don't care for either candidate? Proudly proclaim your indecision to the world with this handsome "Giant Meteor 2024 Election Collection"!
Featured is our popular wall banner, with the pole made out of genuine gold plated metal of some sort guaranteed until the day after the election and hand polished by little children at our pole factory in Poland. The banner itself is hand-stitched by little children in our factory in the Himalayas somewhere.
The building flag has also been given the same special treatment by our special little children.
The lawn sign, however, is a work of art. The metal pointy things that stick in the ground is genuine tin. The sign is 100% recycled something. We think maybe Gatorade bottles. It is a joy to behold. You may even tear up a bit when you open your delivery box.
Be sure to impress your Trump and Biden neighbors by showing them you are wishy-washy and proud of it! Or, maybe, just maybe, you just don't want to vote for either of the candidates.
- Beautifully hand crafted
