Halloweeny Gestures

The bell tolls for thee, my friend!

The witching hour draws near!

Do you possess the perfect gestures to complete your Halloween costume?

No?

Well don't fear muahahah. Come into my chamber. Sit down in a plush armchair by the fire. Drink some mulberry wine. And listen to my tale of woe.

(Lightning strikes, and the bell tolls!)

HALLOWEENY GESTURES are horrifically goulish gestures that come in a fabulous fatpack. There are 37 in all!

Each gesture includes:

spine tingling

*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*SoUnD EfFeCts*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*

/me screams!!!!

spooky and dramatic

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/me's eyes open wide. O.O

and quality

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from classic horror movies!!!

Click PURCHASE, open your goody bag, and ye shall receive.

The gestures include:

Have you checked the children?

Whatever you do, don't fall asleep.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

RedRum. RedRum! REDRUM!

They're here.

The boogeyman is real, and you found him.

We'll tear your soul apart.

They're coming to get you, Barbara.

Let the power of Christ compel you.

(Black cat screeching)

(Screams sound effect)

(Cawing crows in scary boneyard)

What an excellent day for an exorcism.

(Dramatic musical sting)

You know it's Halloween. I guess everyone's entitled to one good scare.

Look at me, Damien.

Why she wouldn't even harm a fly.

No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.

(Dungeon door closes, screams, and diabolical laughter)

I am the eater of worlds. And of children.

(Haunted music)

(Midnight church bell sound effect)

Here's Johnny.

I am Dracula.

I ate his liver with a nice bottle of Chianti.

Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?

Are you believing now, Nancy?

You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in.

They're gonna laugh at you.

I'm very nightmare...

(Dramatic organ music)

(Suspenseful music)

I see dead people.

I wanna hear you scream.

DISSOLVE TO:

HALLOWEENY GESTURES will put you in mood for haunting, horror, and hijinx.

Remember, my children….

"Where there is no imagination there is no horror."
~ Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

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Muahahahahahaha!

(Lightning flashes) (Dungeon door creaks) (Black cats screech) (Cue dramatic music)

FADE TO BLACK.