Incredibly Pointlessly High Definition Mesh Egg

Most of us are builders here, right? You've got your textures, your models, even sound clips, whatever floats your boat. You have your test files and your learning experiences and whatnot.
Have you ever made a mistake?
Have you ever uploaded something by accident? Was it at least something useful? Something that you could get a minor amount of value out of? Yeah.
Mine wasn't. Mine is a large, ludicrously high resolution mesh egg. It's 6 land impact. No, sizing it down does not reduce the land impact.

It has 2 selectable faces, one for the front and one for the back. it is UV wrapped from a front-facing perspective, making it very easy to apply screenshots or images without them deforming (much). One of the faces has flipped textures to make the seams seem seemingly seamless, but can be easily flipped back.
Uv is included.

Model is scaled to as large as it can be without becoming 7li.

Please give my accidental son a home.
He is full perm.
He is large. He is 6li. He is pointlessly high resolution.
He is an egg.

Buy my son.
Free me from my torment.