[K-Ace] MESH Lifepack Versión 2

A wonderful product. It works as advertised, and looks beautiful to boot. The only issue I took with the thing was being unable to resize it, although it is clearly labeled as no-modify. As far as I am concerned that permission is the only thing holding it back from five stars. Thanks to the creator.

This item has mesh on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the defibrillator pads would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart holding the lifepack and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the mesh on my lifepack that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a lifepack shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my lifepack would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the mesh on my lifepack, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you lifepack.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has mesh on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 graphs (could probably use a few more on the defibrillator pads), cannot see display when sitting with arms crossed, mesh would have been better if it glowed in the dark.