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This is the snowman we used to make as kids, only better. This snowman may be used all year round since the snow has been treated with a secret compound that prevents melting. This snowman stands out from its competition in that it is also flame retardant and bulletproof. The coal has been applied with epoxy so your neighbors cannot steal it.
The corn cob pipe has been rendered inoperable by using a solid piece of oak for the stem. It is not hollow. You may put your vegetation of choice in the bowl and set fire to it, if you like. It might be useful as an incense burner.
Disclaimer: The top hat is not magical.
Brought to you by the children at Argyle Homes.
- pipe (nonfunctional for your health)
- hat
- Won't melt in summer
- flame resistent
- carrot
