You need some more attention yourself? Is there just a tiny little thing missing in your outfit?
The Megatron Facelight is for sure a conversation starter, with Guarantee!
If you don’t get a chat within 5 min. or if you're not satisfied with The Megatron Facelight I am going to refund you 0 L$!
No questions asked, no time limits. A warranty that never expires! Something no other merchant here offers!
Feel like a star and wear The Megatron Facelight!
Or are you afraid to be alone…. out in the cold and dark?
Why don’t you invite some friends? Ask them to wear the The Megatron Facelight cause it lights up a whole sim!
Keep the vampires from your door - Let the sunshine in!
Do you want to keep your s!aves happy?
Let them wear one of your The Megatron Facelights. They are happy and you have some extra light for reading your books.
The extra is, you don’t need to buy ugly lamps anymore!
And b.t.w.
Do not believe in others, when they say your facelight is a dazzle bomb! They are just jealous!
I am sure you are now asking yourself, how much would that be? It must be expensive!
Yes, you are right. But I want you to be my best friend.
And how can I make business with best friends??? So for today, you get all this for a ridiculous price: Nothing.
Yes. Nothing.
Zero Linden
Copy=YES, Trans=YES (=giftable for no money!)
W_A_R_N_I_N_G_!_!_!
This item is manufactured by children in the 3rd world. (You are asking for a low price, you’ll get a low price!)
Mouth painted with toxic colors and we dumped the toxic waste in the ocean!
The Megatron Facelight is flying with rocket propulsion. Do not inhale the acrid fumes, they cause cancer.
- A conversation starter
- Keeps your s!aves happy
- Brighter than a dazzle b0mb
- Scares darkness away
- A warranty that never expires
