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*PD* Hamster Submachine Gun Version 1.0

*PD* Hamster Submachine Gun
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This fine SMG is constructed of the finest cardboardium alloy. Just wear it, go into mouse look, aim, and click. A stream of happy little hamsters will fly out on a ballistic trajectory and making a happy fun squee sound as they fly past people's heads.

Don't worry, these are highly trained stunt hamsters and it's like a human cannonball at the circus. After landing, the hamsters will roll right side up and then hop around for a minute before disappearing.

  • Hamsters!
  • State of the art high speed point and click hamster delivery system.
  • WEEEEEEEEEE!