Ageless and unending, a cloud of Pestilence and Disease AT YOUR BIDDING! Also, Joe Btfsplk's famous JINX, for those lighter moments of despair and depression.
Set either of these lovelies out and let it know who's soul needs tending! Your wish is its command, and it will follow them. Even should they leave and come back - there is no escape until you decide to stop it, or five minutes runs out (forgiveness is divine!)
Pandora's dark cloud of pestilence surrounds your subject (or yourself, of course). Handy for hiding in RP games! Useful during those embarrassing wardrobe changes at the club! Downright discouraging to stalkers, botherers, boogey-men, and the like - and hopefully used with discretion ONLY on those you love.
For something a tad lighter, tho no less contagious - try Joe Btfsplk's Jinx! This sad thing will also follow your victim; but a few meters over their head. And, regrettably, they - and only they - will be rained on the whole time. They will end their ordeal clean and sparkly.
Shuts off at your command, or in 5 minutes.
These are essentially "followers" - except you get to assign WHO gets followed - I'm so bad. DON'T BLAME ME!
Comes in a nice chest with Pandora's sad countenance inside to remind you WHAT A MISTAKE YOU MADE!