Radioactive Pool Copy/Mod

This is a fave spot when my friends to come over for a visit. This pernicious pool is perfect when they need to relax for a bit. Add some pool noodles and some inner tubes, and you have a party! The green glow adds to the party atmosphere really nicely. The only issue is that toad like lurker RFK Jr. comes over uninvited and does laps in it wearing only acid wash jeans whenever my back is turned. The nerve! He then sets up a sandwich board to advertise his steroid/sludge supplements croaking, 'Come and get the cure for all ills here! Only 10,000 Lindens per month!!' as he sits in a broken lawn chair he dug out from a dumpster. Pours bourbon into the cereal he steals from my kitchen and throws his trash all over the beach as well. That man is a menace. I saw him floating by yesterday clinging to a one eyed albino mutant whale tail that plopped out from the water spigot of the pool. The green 'water' drains out into my ocean and many creatures have been seen near the outflow area. Fluke man has made friends with RFK Jr. and may be heading to Washington D.C. Some high level cabinet appointment, certainly. This pool requires sophisticated security to keep out the riff-raff. The tin cans attached to a string worked longer than expected, but it's time to break out the herd of geese and a donkey or two to up the ante now. The pool is that good!

Love this. Made it into a hangout for our sandbox :)