Second Life Complaints Terminal * For Amusement Only *

Second Life Complaints Terminal
“Because shouting into the void wasn't interactive enough.”

Tired of crashing, inventory loss, teleport fails, janky AOs, or avatars stuck in T-pose purgatory?
Now you can document your pixel pain AND be sarcastically insulted for it — all in one satisfying click.

Introducing the Second Life Complaints Terminal:
An all-in-one sarcasm engine for the frustrated, the dramatic, and the perpetually de-rendered.

FEATURES (yes, all of these actually work)
Touch to complain — up to 200 characters of glorious venting.
8-hour cooldown per avatar — because nobody wants a whiner on repeat.
50+ sarcastic SL-themed responses — “Try rebaking your attitude.”
Private IMs to the owner — so you can eavesdrop on everyone's emotional damage.
Mirror Mode — every 3rd complaint triggers a random throwback. “Remember when Jerry’s hair wouldn’t rez? Classic.”
Praise Parody Mode — submit something nice and you’ll be privately scolded. “This isn’t a hugbox, Karen.”
Randomized sounds — from dramatic groans to error buzzers to mechanical wheezing.

Owner mode control:

!complaintmode shout – Sim-wide snark

!complaintmode say – Localised shade

!complaintmode silent – Passive-aggressive only

Hovertext — because sarcasm looks great in neon green.
No external setup — zero notecards, no web servers, no-nonsense.
Copy Only — Resizer Included.

Perfect for:

RP towns

Comedy venues

Clubs

SL businesses

Group therapy sessions (but make it virtual)

That one sim where everything lags and everyone pretends it doesn't

PACKAGE INCLUDES:

Fully scripted Complaints Terminal

Notecard

Just rez and get out of the way.
Your residents will do the rest. Loudly.

CLICK. VENT. REGRET.

Because Second Life is still in beta... emotionally.

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