Now listen, I’m not sayin’ you should impersonate anyone—but if you happened to, well... you ought to look good doin’ it.
That’s where the Stolen Card comes in. This slick little number can tuck neatly into your jacket pocket—purely for appearances, of course—and when the time’s right, it leaps into your hand like you’ve got something to prove. An ID, a credit card, maybe a business card... whose name is on it? That’s half the fun.
A subtle HUD sits in the corner of your screen, giving you control without clutter. Pick between Bob or Mary, then choose from three distinct styles—ID, Credit, or Business—each complete with interactive animations, custom sounds, and playful emotes that add personality to the con. The cards are copy-mod, with the scripts being copy only, lag-free, and smooth as a forged signature.
It’s fun, it’s convincing, and just shady enough to raise eyebrows—without raising alarms. Hopefully.
So if you’re lookin’ to impress, confuse, or stir a little harmless panic in line at the café, this one’s for you.
And if anyone asks if the card is really yours…
Just squint, smile, and say:
“It is now.”
- The Stolen Card
- Pocket Decor Card
- Tiny Hud
- (Scripts no mod!)
The Instrument of Beautiful, Beautiful Lies (Five Stars)
Everyone has a tell. A twitch. A hesitation. A refusal to make eye contact. My staff’s tell was a lack of plausible deniability. Until now.
This fraudulent fiend slipped into my resort like a ghost, a slick little whisper of possibility tucked into a jacket pocket.
This isn't a prop. It's a performance. The way it leaps into the hand isn't an animation; it's a statement. "It is now." I’ve never heard a more beautiful, terrifying sentence.
I distributed these forged beauties discreetly. Sharon, my enforcer, took the "Business" card. She doesn't just show it; she deploys it. A flick of the wrist and she's "MARY" from "INTERNAL REVENUE," a move that has settled bar tabs and silenced complaints faster than any of her detailed reports.
Elizabeth, God help us all, chose "BOB" and the "Credit" card. She’s less "smooth con artist" and more "flustered uncle trying to return a microwave without a receipt." But the beauty of this thing is that even her chaotic fumbling looks intentional.
The ID card has allowed my busboy to develop a bewildering array of backstories, depending on his mood (and daily cost of living).
It’s the ultimate tool for a world built on delicate fictions. A guest's "plus one" feels more authentic when she can flash a dubious ID.
Is it ethical? Debatable.
Is it the most fun we've had since the great pitcher war? Unquestionably.
It’s entertaining, it’s convincing, and just shady enough to make every interaction feel like a scene from a film where everyone is in on the joke, but too polite to give up the ruse.
Highly recommended for anyone who understands that in life, the truth is often less important than a good delivery.
P.S. If you see a cheetah-print-clad woman trying to pay for a cocktail with a credit card belonging to a "Bob Marcus Smith III," just... let it happen. It's easier for everyone.
Stellar Service
Ok, so first things first: This is not your average card. This is a playable. This is a livable accessory.
Being a first time client to "buy a custom item from the MP", I was SHOCKED. Lux was reaching out about instantly. (Like ... within 2 minutes?) and in under 20 minutes, I got the customized version in my inventory. No, not he sent me a texture, but all the items neatly in a folder.
Ladies and gentlemen, this sets the bar in stellar customer service WAY up there.
Awesome
He was great! and move fast it only took him least than a hour to do my credit card thanks Lux!
