Santa gives out gifts to good boys and girls, but if we're honest with ourselves he's not going to find many of those in SL. The SL Santa therefore specialises in firm spankings to teach bad boys and girls a lesson.
To help him do this, he has a moving right arm, smacking sound effects, and a wriggly over-the-knee anim, all of which kick in when for one reason or another the person sitting on his lap earns a spanking.
Santa has two modes - automatic and interactive. When someone sits on his lap, if his owner is in the area they will be notified and given the option to begin an interactive session. What this means is they can secretly speak Santa's dialogue for him on an inaudible channel and as far as the person on his lap is concerned he is speaking to them unaided. Enjoy their bewilderment as they wonder if there's a trick to it or if he has a brilliant AI conversation program. In this mode, you can also order a gift or a spanking at any time, or simply switch him back to automatic.
If the owner is not around, or decides not to have an interactive session, Santa will go into automatic mode. He inquires whether the person on his lap has been naughty or nice and gives them a small gift if they claim to have been nice or a spanking if they admit to having been naughty. But beware! Santa remembers names and faces. If anyone tries for a second gift, or sits on his lap claiming to have been nice when they've already admitted to being naughty, that's another spanking.
AWESOME! :)
And he give out nice presents too...