Meet Stumpy and Bah Santa holiday gnomes. Stumpy is sitting on a stump, although it is hard to see because of his chunkiness. He is offering your visitors a gingerbread man. This may be unlinked and replace with a beverage if you like.
Bah Santa is a little red gnome holding a pennant that reads "BAH HUMBUG". The pennant may be unlinked and replaced with something like a candy cane if you're still in the holiday spirit
Both gnomes are carved from exotic Blender Wood which only grows in Bleecker New York behind Earl's barn. Earl's not a friendly sort so we have to sneak in at night to harvest our lumber.
As you can see from the photos, both gnome carvings were obviously done by an old seaman named Buster who is old and retired and sits in front of the wharf carving gnomes all day. Buster ain't seein' none too good so please excuse the extremely minor imperfections that are hardly noticeable from across the street.
These gnomes are the first in what is sure to be a long series of Buster's carved gnomes. This series may be short lived just like Buster. Better hurry.
- carved from solid wood
- rot resistant
- cute as a button
- guest greeters
