They said it couldn't be done! They said it SHOULDN'T BE DONE!
...they where RIGHT! But I did it anyways! That's right, the one and only J.R. "Bob" Dobbs in a way you've never seen him before!! AS A GIANT ROTATING DOBBS HEAD!
Seriously, I have no idea why I did this. Perhaps it was fate, destiny, or just something I ate. But since the head of "Bob" is a registered trademark of the Church of the SubGenius I am also offering this Rotating Dobbs Head completely and totally FREE! It's all full permissions too, so if for some reason you'd rather have a smaller Dobbs head, or maybe you want to remove the script and make it a "Bob" Dobbs poster or sticker... well, you can do that too. Have fun with it, and praise "Bob"!
Let's see what REAL people are saying about it!
"It isn't at all clear from the description that this is NOT a real head. It's just a prim with a .png file stuck on it."
~ Real Internet Person
HOW RIGHT YOU ARE!! This is NOT a real head! This is not even a WELL MADE PRODUCT!!! It's the GRAVEN image of the head of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs blown up to a horrible scale and slapped onto a GIANT ROTATING PRIM!
"F*** 'em if they can't take a joke."
~ J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
LOOK AT THOSE DOTS! THEY LOOK INTO YOUR SOUL!!! THE DOBBS HEAD CANNOT BE CONTAINED!* IT CANNOT BE STOPPED!!** IT LOOKS REALLY UGLY!!!***
Several years after it was originally unleashed upon the Second Life Marketplace, this product's description was FINALLY UPDATED! (But not the product itself!!) THERE ARE NO GUARANTEES FOR THIS PRODUCT! There are no refunds! It is for real! It is here! It is now! It is eternal! PRAISE "BOB"!!!!!!!!
For full or possibly even partial refunds, please send $1 in a self addressed stamped envelope to: YOIKO HAX IS NOT FUNNY c/o Rev. Ivan Stang P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417.
* Product can be contained in your inventory.
** Product will rotate until you pick it up.
*** uck. Yes, this product does look pretty ugly. We're just being honest here. But heck, it's free!
Refunds are not guaranteed.
Not a head, just a prim with a texture
It isn't at all clear from the description that this is NOT a real head. It's just a prim with a .png file stuck on it. Downrating for terrible, unhelpful description
