THE SPINULATOR

People of SL. First Contact has been established.
Last month, radio waves were discovered to have been relayed to us from a distant star cluster, which our research team at MonkePuppe Inc. has spent thousands of tireless hours deciphering into what we now know to be instructions, or to be more clear, blueprints for an advanced prim technology. This is not a joke.

We can only understand this new technology to be highly gatekept by otherworldly lifeforms. Information that has been decrypted provides details for extremely advanced precision-machined bearing technique and previously undiscovered energies that have been perfected by the rumored Melonhead Children of the Pinwheel Galaxy. Thats right folks. We have taken instruction from aliens, angels, or God himself perhaps. We don't really know.

The device has been meticulously constructed by a team of our best engineers, mathematicians, and scientists. It is the pinnacle of prim creation as we know it.
We now introduce, what we affectionately are calling, the Spinulator.
People of SecondLife, the future is now.
What is this device used for? This is a natural question you may be asking yourselves.
To be frank, we do not know. We have however conducted many tests, and had to re-invent the calculator for this one. The obtained blueprints instructed for a number to be used in calculations beyond human comprehension. This new number is called Pilg. History books are being re-written as we speak. Pilg changes everything we know about the observable universe.
So how does it work exactly? In layman's terms, the Spinulator unit is powered by a hemi-amorphous electro-crystalline system of nebulous euhedral origin, obtained from common prim material.
Passengers of the Spinulator experience inertiatic mobility, maintaining levels of angular velocity beyond G-forces, which was previously believed to be impossible. Momentum at this magnitude can only be measured using separate calculations, which are now being studied and recorded as "H-forces".
88% of passengers reporting life altering mystical experiences after primary subjection to these extraterrestrial potentialities. This is all I can disclose at this time.
Now who wants to get spun?