"Hello there, curious little thing.
Powerful beings that you can't even start to comprehend have put me into this object long before your universe existed… I watched how your planet formed… I watched millions of years of fish copulating in the oceans… I watched lizards endlessly hunting each other… Got bored and wiped them out with a meteor.
You, humans, are finally something interesting. Wars, pandemics, cataclysms, torture, suffering… you are capable of so much fun. Let's see what we can achieve... together."
➤ A pure, concentrated evil, trapped in a mysterious flying object. It keeps talking about creepy and disturbing things.
➤ Diverse vocabulary with 2,740,262,000 possible unique phrases.
➤ Stationary and wearable versions included: put it on your land or bring it to a party.
➤ This evil being can sense the presence of mortal avatars in the region and incorporate their names into its horrific narrative.
➤ The object is surrounded with a dark aura and keeps constantly changing its shape in an unpredictable randomized way.
➤ Flexible settings with a neat user-friendly HUD.
➤ Great for Halloween as a decoration or a gift.
➤ May hypnotize your friends into making a sushi with your eyeballs.
WARNING. This product is not recommended for sensitive people or those who suffer from mental issues.
