Ever wondered what happens to all that bling, poofer particles and abandoned BIAB malls? It becomes pixel dust. Microscopic, invisible detritus that coats our world. Pixel dust is proven(1) to be the number one cause of lag and asset server problems and is a known breeding ground for the ugliest, most vicious bugs you can imagine. Now you can fight back! Help keep the grid free of this invisible menace. Used properly, this precision engineered sim sweeper from Tegatti can remove 99.8% of pixel dust, kill 99.999% of bugs(2), and return your sim to pristine health(3). Protect your loved ones from these repulsive, monstrous bugs and show you care by driving this quality vehicle, constructed from the finest recycled organic prims and powered by environmentally friendly snake oil(4) .
Small Print
(1) According to studies carried out by the prestigious Second Life Institute for Pixel Dust Research(5).
(2) Estimated average probable possible completely imaginary and made up numbers only.
(3) Results not guaranteed. Tegatti Engineering co are not responsible for continued problems. Please blame Linden Labs(TM) - everyone else does.
(4) No animals were harmed in the production and testing of this product. Tegatti Engineering co does not condone or support animal cruelty. This product is suitable for vegetarians. This product may contain nuts.
(5) Second Life Institute for Pixel Dust Research is a wholly owned subsidiary of Tegatti Engineering co, Talakin. It's "scientists" employment and "research" grants depend on their finding that the world works in whatever way would sell the most Tegatti products.
Extra Small Print
This street sweeper is only 24 prims, copy, no-mod, no-trans.
It is fitted with advanced Tegatti vehicle scripts providing 4 forward gears, flight mode, rotating brushes, particle effects, cool sounds and it can seat 3 avatars.
Like all Tegatti vehicles it is scripted for Havok 4.
